A Better Wall

January 13, 2019

in Politics

Bonespur Trump can’t seem to be successful at anything except cons. With my usual flare for being of help to those unfortunates with genetic mental deficiencies, I offer a couple of suggestions for his “White Supremacist Wall.”

A wall alone has never proven sufficient. Though ‘The Best Brain in the History of the World” was mistaken about the chronological order of walls and wheels, he was in the ball park (no, it doesn’t count as exercise). The allusion to the Medieval era may lead us to the solutions used in those times. The utility of a wall can be considerably enhanced with the additions of a moat and drawbridge.

But, for the ultimate in defensive barriers, I would refer “The Great Strategist” to the method that was successful in staving off the aggressions of King Arthur. As portrayed in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. All it took was a wall manned by a few insolent Frenchmen.

UPDATE

Eric Idle suggested this clip from the same movie.

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As a patriotic white American, I offer this advice without remuneration. Someone will need to explain patriotism and without remuneration to Little Donald.

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