Another Scam

This is a warning for older men.

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall, in dark parking lots and other, similar spots.

This may be the first such for men, older men. I would like to pass this along, just in case you haven’t already heard about it.

A ‘heads up’ for those men who may be regular customers of Lowe’s, Home Depot, Wal-Mart, Costco and like establishments.

This caught me totally by surprise. Over the past couple of months I became a victim of a clever scam  while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends.

Here’s how the scam works:

Two nice-looking, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are loading your purchases. They both start squirting your windshield with Windex and wiping it off, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy attire. It’s impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer a tip they refuse and say no. They ask instead for a ride to McDonald’s. You agree and they climb into your vehicle.

On the way, they begin undressing. One crawls all over you while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen April 4^th, 9^th, 10^th, twice on the 15^th, 17^th, 20^th, 24^th and 29^th. Also May 1^st, 4^th, twice on the 8^th, 16^th, 23^rd, 26^th and 27^th. It is very likely to happen again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a terrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.98 each. I found even cheaper ones at the dollar store for $.99 and bought them out at three stores.

Also, you never get to eat at McDonald’s. I’ve already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe’s to Home Depot and all.

Please send this on to  all of the older men you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)

Best of luck guys.

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