It’s Getting Lonely

June 3, 2021

in Politics

Trump the Loser

I guess Trump got tired of winning. He got caught again trying to sneak in another Twitter account. His substitute was to be a blog called, From the Desk of Donald J, Trump. It debuted on the 5th of May. Three days later, traffic had dropped by more than 90%. He pulled the plug after lass than a month. KAPUT! 

It appears that those voters who went with Obama and changed to Trump have reversed course. His independent fans have mostly tired of his antics. Many of the most militant of his followers are now cursing him for lying to them about coming to their aid during and after January 6.

He continues to hold the idiots low information voters in thrall, but the stench of the orange loser has driven a significant number away.

Many people are running around asking if he will run in 2024. A couple of thoughts crossed my mind. Since his sycophants claim he won and is still president, this would be his second term and the Constitution limits him to two. In that vein, the word is out this week that he will be back in office in August. Let’s wait and see, or not.

The other thought was that if he claims this term and is ineligible to run again, how will he milk all of those faux patriots? Maybe he can get a cut from the payments he will collect from the Mexicans for The Wall. Ut, oh. Spending this much time musing about the orange grifter is beginning to play havoc with my synapses.

His blog was preceded in death by Trump Airlines, Trump beverages, Trump: The Game, numerous Trump casinos, Trump magazine, Trump Mortgage, Trump Steaks, a Trump travel website, Trump telecom, Trump University, and Trump Vodka. I copied and pasted that from an article on Huffington Post by Ryan Grenoble. His list is not exhaustive.

Ryan covered the deaths of his accomplishments. We can’t omit his losses (or is that losers?): Ivanka, Don Jr., Eric, three mail order brides, 70 or 80 (I lost count) election challenges and more. All of his golf courses are money pits and his hotels are in the red. He even lost his pen pal, Un and his friend, the shirtless tsar, has had no kind words for him since Inauguration Day.

Given such an extended streak of losing, the host of lawsuits he faces likely will not turn his scowl upside down. Though he unceremoniously dumped Rudy, he has had to engage an army of attorneys. They will ensure their pounds (tons?) of flesh in advance, Melania will probably get nothing more than Barron’s trust fund. Trust is an unusual word to work into an article about Trump.

All of this couldn’t happen to a more deserving guy. I don’t think those federal prisons have golf courses, so he’ll have to learn to cheat at some other game.

If you found this educational, edifying, interesting or otherwise worth your time, this geezer would appreciate a little supplement to those Social Security checks, They forgot to factor in the cost of publishing a blog. I would like to continue being able to afford my daily cup of coffee and pound of caviar.

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